Ivan Pashkeev


Full name: Ivan Valeryevich Pashkeev (used to pretend to be Lukyanov on VK)
Shorter name: Vanya
Nicknames: Ivan De Strast, Vanya Modelist
Nicknames given by the insekts: Onanue (rus. Onanist (“masturbator”) + Amatue)

Date of birth: 30 July 1989
(he’s obviously younger than his sister, but her VK page used to tell in this year she was born in 1991 before she hid it because of a lot of questions about her brand new age)
Place of birth: Moldova, Tiraspol
Current Residence: Russia, Moscow

Education:
1995-2004 School #18, Traspol
Also was in a Flight College

VK profile:
http://vk.com/id4602441

Information:
1. Known hobby – making model airplanes and other machines
2. Many times was exposed with wearing his sister’s belts on photographs
3. Usually hugs his sister in photographs not like a brother would.
4. Claims his sister is his ideal of female beauty. Insekts suppose he simply masturbating to her
5. When Lera was 10 and Vanya was 6, they had dressed in their parents’ wedding outfits
6. In June 2007 Valeria dissapoints in her brother for his drug addiction, his quarrel with their mother and money extortion, but then, in August 2007 she forgives her brother and starts looking for a girlfriend for him among her fans.
10. Takes antidepressants, once he has published a photograph of his collection of pills on his VK page.
12. Claims he has cyclothymic disorder and used to look for a girl with the same desease. Rumors say he has successfully found Irina Biryukova.
7. Vanya shocked all the insekts and Valeria’s fans by publishing a video where he is masturbating with his sister’s photographs on the wall behind him.
Watch: Vanya masturbates to porn with a shrine of Valeria’ photos in the background (VIDEO)
8. Later the pictures of his “thing” appeared on baginya.org, after one of the female insekts decided to chat with him on VK pretending to be an average girl who wants to know him better. He started suggesting her to have sex, shaved his pubic hair with a depilatory (his mom’s??) and then started sending pictures of his freshly-shaved dick, asking her to write dirty things to make him hot.
(see the pictures in this post)
At this time he already was in a relationship with Irina Biryukova, and, according to some sources, she was pregnant already.
11. Denies he dates Irina Biryukova, and have a baby with her, though Valeria confirmed this facts many, many times on her “Q&A” and during her video conferences.
9. In 2012 he tried to fool insekts by suggesting them extremely compromising materials about his sister for money. What a brother!

Unproven Information & Rumours:
1. Ivan is married to Irina Biryukova (Valeria confirms this, but Vanya denies)
2. Ivan has a newborn son Felix by Irina (again, though Valeria confirms this fact, we can’t say for sure anyway)
3. (rumours) A “veteran” insekt nickname onav who claims he is an old friend of Valeria’s family and he also communicates with Ivan regularly, says Ivan is used to rubbing his dick on women butts on public transport.
4. (rumours) The same person claims Ivan already was in a mental hospital.

In Valeria’s words:

14 April 2006
Yeah, that’s very sweet! Mom called me today and said: “Want to hear something funny?” “Sure!” I replied. And then my brother started trying to take the phone away from her and beg: “don’t tell her”… I’ve became even more curious, and I’ve yelled with all my strength! And mom finally told me!

In short, he told her yesterdays’ evening: “That would be really great if I had nephews… Just imagine how beautiful they could be! I’d play with them, I want it so badly” (and he even became teary) OOOOOOH when I’ve heard that, I was shocked… I couldn’t help it so I told him I am very disappointed with him. And he heard that because my mom has turned on the phone speaker. I think he got offended with me, but I don’t care… I told him many times about my position about children, and he always agreed and fully supported me! And now – look at him!!!

12 June 2007
…I used to think my mom exaggerates telling about his behavior-but it appeared to be much worse than I ever could imagine. He really don’t let her sleep at nights. He sleeps during the day and turn a music on at nights. Cusses her out, calls her a freak and a schmuck. Yells all the time. He attacked my old grandpa and push him off so hard he almost fell…

I just don’t understand how a bastard like him could be born in such a united family. During the time of my visit I’m convinced he doesn’t love anyone of his family, and especially me . The only thing he wants from us is money. If you only saw how he fawned to me when he heard about money. I’ve bought him so many things, but when I ran out of money, he completely changed.

What else does he do? Many things… For example if mom doesn’t give him a concrete sum of money, he draws water and starts swilling her out. A few times my mom slept and he watered her from a tea kettle. Can you imagine THIS????

3 Aug 2007
I need to find a girlfriend for my brother Vanya Modelist immidiately. Because a girl that he liked… how to say it softer… in short, this girl is very silly.. her appearance is really poor.. i can’t understand what he found in her.. from a village.. He’s probably going crazy…

If some girl from Moscow likes him, write me a PM, I’ll bring you together… I just don’t know what to do… kind of a cry of the soul… i want to find him a NORMAL girl so badly… he’s clinger to I don’t know what. complete redneck and slut…. You know I would never say such things about normal people… but this girl… she’s just something indescribable….

Vanya’s quotes (author’s spelling is kept and adapted to english):

Ivan Pashkeev
- I lvie in Russia. I can’t dig up, and fuck up, and cunt up, and take up, and make up, and lick, and suck and tke out, dammit (orgasm, girls). Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! (fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk)

- Meeeeoooowww))))) a stoat lives in your hole

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17 Responses to “Ivan Pashkeev”

  1. LOLywood says:

    Hahahahahah I think penis pictures are bit too much :D

  2. Clayup says:

    Is she the supposed red neck??? Did he married with the girl that was so hated by Valeria? =.0

  3. Clayup says:

    Yes, objectively and in a quick look he isn’t an ugly boy, he is well-builded but his absence of skills, human feelings, empathy or respect to the others plus the horrible mad energy he transmits with his empty eyes ruins everything. I can’t find anything “sweet” or “kind” on him. I’m a girl and I couldn’t find him “sexy” but miserable and repulsive. Wow!! I imagine him as that kind of psyco characters in films that are supposed to be sweet and soft but then, at his home and along the hours are passing he begins to transform himself in a sadic dangerous little evil.

    By the way, I insist, this boy is a pervert and his dick is so disgusting!!!! gggggggggg!!!!

  4. Clayup says:

    ……………….. i’m scared!!!!! this guy looks like a psycho texas film!!!!!http://exposebarbie.com/ivan-pashkeev/ivan_pashkeev09/

  5. Clayup says:

    and why that family never shows their teeth????? They are so inexpresive….

  6. Clayup says:

    “A few times my mom slept and he watered her from a tea kettle. Can you imagine THIS????”

    WTF……!!!!! Pure surrealism!!!!!!!! This family is an endless book of bizarre nightmare stories!!!!!

  7. Clayup says:

    i CAN’T EXPLAIN how disgusting this boy is. His eyes, his manners, how he fondle his sister, everything points to the fact that he is completely insane and an extrem lack of feelings person.

    By the way, his shaved “thing” is absolutely repulsive. Why is he doing with the skin of his “thing” ….iuuuuuuhhhh!!!!!!! http://exposebarbie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Ivan_Pashkeev21.jpg

    omg!!!!!! What a lack of erotism!!!! This boy is a sex obsessed.

    Val’s family is indescribable, perhaps if she had born in a better family she would be also a more mature woman. With all her stupid caprices, i think she needs to run away from her own sad reality.

  8. x says:

    “Claims his sister is his ideal of female beauty.” <that's fucking creepy

  9. Sloane says:

    Also, why didn’t he get the lukyanova last name?

    • LucidFaerie1991 says:

      He has a different last name because he’s Valeria’s half-brother, he has a different father. Also, Russian surnames ending in -a are feminine forms (see Valery Lukyanov, Valeria’s dad).

    • LucidFaerie1991 says:

      Oh wait, I made a mistake xD They do have the same dad. I don’t know why he’s not a Lukyanov. Sorry;;;

  10. Sloane says:

    What a disgusting person. I feel so bad for his wife and son. It’s awful he won’t admit any relation to them. He’s lucky he can get anything, seriously…

  11. shade says:

    this guy’s officially disgusting. i actually feel sorry for valeria when i see him… what a fucked up family jeez

  12. Vera from Bucharest says:

    the no smiling face is a family feature, i see.

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