
lifeinplastic21′s note:
Before we start, I feel that I should post this Q&A from my tumblr, please read it first:
Q: What does Valeria mean by pity pawns? She means her inseKts, right? She’s probably just being funny when she posted that. It’s her sense of humor or way of annoying her joulous haters.
A: You know, I tried to imagine Dalai Lama, or Osho, or any other highly spiritual person making fun of people that way (even if those people were mocking them), and guess what? I couldn’t imagine them saying “Be jealous of the King!” or “Lick my feet”, or “Don’t make me post here the picture of you and your mum, woman”.
Jokes can be different – they can be kind and harmless, and they can be spiteful and mean. But this is not even a joke, this is something she call a joke, but I repeat – truly kind, spiritual and enlightened person would never say anything like this. I don’t know, maybe you have a similar expression in your language, but we have an idiom in russian saying: “Every joke has something from the truth” (later it was transformed into “Every joke has something from a joke”), because such “jokes” can’t be based on nothing, they always have a real basis.
So you can protect this woman as long as you want, but she is an extremely mean and spiteful person, and she is a huge troll and liar, who has nothing in common with truly spiritual and enlightened people spreading Love.
If I was rude, I apologize, but I can’t help it. After all, I’m not a beautiful super spiritual alien from Pleiades – I have normal human feelings, and I’m extremely allergic to hypocrites.
And now – the drama.
Justin Jedlica
Honestly she’s really stiff n lacking in personality… Bit very prettyPhillip Aguilar
how was meeting her…Justin Jedlica
Well I don’t think she’ll get a talkshow anytime soonValeria Lukyanova
My pictures are better. and who made this picture? i wasn’t aware that i was being pictured.Irina Shatalova
Barbie?? Lol…If only photoshopped one…))))Patrick Bateman
She is not like on picturesLyudmila Sokolova
She edits all of her photos, that’s why. She doesn’t look dolly at all.Valeria Lukyanova
Irina- with the face like yours you write me about using photoshop? Be jealous of the Queen with your mouth closed, girl) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O39UuJRFwmE&list=UUPYujFsau2P3k5QN6mqMxhA&index=74Valeria Lukyanova
Sokolova- the insekts came here together and now discoursing about a dolly appearence? Girl, you really should be quiet. Don’t shame yourselfValeria Lukyanova
and don’t write in english, write in your native language, ahahah)))Marina Ostapenko
Valeria, you are the queen? of what? the queen of plasticity? or the queen of evil?Plishkina Anastasia
of course she’s a queen.. drag queenAnn AlexLong Orlova
and photoshop-Queen ))Valeria Lukyanova
There is nothing more disgusting than female jealousy. You will never become beauties, because there is only a blackness and putridness inside you. Watch my videos and be jealous, because there’s nothing else you are remained to do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTtx-qrIUu8&list=UUPYujFsau2P3k5QN6mqMxhA&index=1Marina Ostapenko
Valeria, you are ridiculous, are you 15 y.o.?Kayjax Evans
I feel like I should have some popcorn to read the commentsValeria Lukyanova
Marina- strain yourself a little and start to write in russian… strain your brains…Julia Khodorchenko
Lera, have you forgot english language? ))) you have the google translator )))Darina Sobko
you can’t clean comments here, that’s pretty sad!right, nahema?)Valeria Lukyanova
hahahaDarina Sobko
this was a nervous laughter?Valeria Lukyanova
you want to communicate with me so badly that you write me here. You really don’t have to, there is a special group for it. Don’t scare Justin, i guess he has never seen how hordes of ladies stray into the pack to write mean things to the one girl)))) only slavics people can act that wayDarina Sobko
*slavics people* learn russian, stupid!Valeria Lukyanova
Girl that’s you have to learn, according to your face you’re not older than 14.Farah Dealova
hey Valeria…shame on you..what are you tryin’ to prove..?? the fact is that all of your photos are photoshopped !!! you said that all the comments from people who try to be honest (which maybe against your opinion) are jealousy ..come on..grow up..and shut the **** up !!! .. you’re a fraud !!!Valeria Lukyanova
Farah, be jealous with your mouth closed, woman)Valeria Lukyanova
Actually I’m flattered of your attemptings to expose me in something. Of course you can cut a lot of bad angles that will make even the most beautiful person ugly. But you should never forget about reality and my youtube channel, where I look totally stunning, not like in your collection of bad – in your opinion – pictures. So you don’t even have to try. Nobody will appreciate your attemptings.Julia Khodorchenko
will appreciate WHAT?!Valeria Lukyanova
Julia- your attemptings to prove what you’re trying to prove. You won’t fool people, they are not blind.Marina Desyatnikova
and what about love and light? You love us, remember, we are your reflectionValeria Lukyanova
curs bark, the caravan keeps going…Marina Ostapenko
the caravan has collapsed, and only photoshop remainedFarah Dealova
sick person ….go to REHAB !!!! i mean YOU Mrs Lukyanova !!!Kayjax Evans
The autotranslate that FB offers just doesn’t do this conversation justice. I think I agree with Julichka Abdrakhimova that it’s just a picture, and not even a bad of one. Why all the drama?Dimitri Fernandez
Valeria, you’re a very pretty girl by nature, even beautiful I would say. But the way you photoshop youself…. Why?Lena Volkova
Lera, people aren’t blind and they have a good memory)
Valeria Lukyanova
July, you’re like vultures, you always fly to places where a carrion can be found. Because you react to negativity only.Lena Volkova
This was quite critically from her side to call herself a carrionValeria Lukyanova
i don’t care what agreessive and mean people will think about me.Fyodor Fyodorov
Valeria, why didn’t you put you super long legs on for the filming in the show?July Kieper
Come on guys, cut it out. She’s a normal chick, I wish she also would be smart enough to not post her bullshit here.Valeria Lukyanova
July- a chick is you. and your friendsFyodor Fyodorov
Valeria, are you sure you wasn’t bitten by a mad beaver in Mexico ? Because I don’t understand why the preacher of kindness and love has so much of aggression to people for their subjective opinion.Valeria Lukyanova
I’m just making fun of you. is that bad?Marina Desyatnikova
Lera, we love you because you’re a source for endless lulz to us. Not for your unearthly beauty, egyptian feet, astral bullshit etcValeria Lukyanova
ooo successful and beautiful ladies came together to express their disapproval to me)))) go on))))….Fyodor Fyodorov
Dear Lera, so is it safe to call your expressions like: “blackness and putridness”, “be jealous with your mouth closed, woman, “curs bark” and others a fabulous meditation to entering the total astral plane ?Alex Alex
Valeria, so why Justin doesn’t have “bad shots”, while you have really a lot of them? And why 32 y.o. guy look younger than 27 y.o. woman? Angles make you look older?Valeria Lukyanova
Why do you think he doesn’t have bad shots? )))) speaking of jealosy, if Justin thinks I won’t be invited on shows anymore, maybe he is jealous as well, because I have a lot of invitations from different countries and they all are scheduled for the next six months)))) so)))))Marina Desyatnikova
Valeria, so you really believe you’re beautiful?Valeria Lukyanova
i am not just beautiful, i am the most beautiful girl on this planet. and you’re all just pity jellies)))))Valeria Lukyanova
Take a look in a mirror and remember who’s the master of this house. lay down and start licking my feet RIGHT NOW))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Lick them carefully.July Ivanova
Valeria, what a disgustung creature you are…….ewww
i didn’t know there is so much of venom in youValeria Lukyanova
July, keep on lickingNina Naumicheva
But why do you believe everyone jealous of you???what a stereotypical thinking!Valeria Lukyanova
Nina- do your jobLida Nikulina
Justin will be shocked with your comments, Lera! He already has not a really good opinion about you!Valeria Lukyanova
Like Justin’s opinion is very important to me!Lida Nikulina
Valeria, so why Justin doesn’t have “bad shots”, while you have really a lot of them? And why 32 y.o. guy look younger than 27 y.o. woman? Angles make you look older?Valeria Lukyanova
Lida- leave me alone, woman. I’m not 27 y.o., stop saying bullcrap, this is not even funny already.Kayjax Evans
Justin is 32? Yowza! (I know nothing about him, I just like him because he’s pretty)
Apologies Justin for talking about you in third person on your page. I got so caught up in reading the drama that I forgot where I was!Nina Naumicheva
Lera, why Justin said that you’re clumsy and retarded??? You’re a queen aren’t you???I told you he’s a jelly hater!!!Valeria Lukyanova
Nina- you think i care what you or Justin or anyone else say?)))) such a great self-conceit you haveLida Nikulina
So why are you here, if you don’t care about Justin’s opinion?Valeria Lukyanova
Lida- i came here to make fun of you, woman)Valeria Lukyanova
i keep you on your toes for so many years, don’t give you a break. And I will be doing it as long as I want. I have total control over you.you all are my pity pawns.Michael Levi
Valeria, according to the amount of comments you leave under every post and the number of people that you’ve banned, that’s people keep you on your toes))Fyodor Fyodorov
Valeria, you shouldn’t confuse the sense of expressions ” i keep you on your toes for so many years ” and “i’ve been a laughing-stock for the sane part of the internet for so many years”Lida Nikulina
Lera you’re 27, everyone knows that!Diana Wachner
Valeria ..i just wonder ..how come that you made such comments on Justin’s page …where’s your attitude ????..and be honest you’re NOT the prettiest girl on this planet..(maybe in your dreams) * sorry I’m just trying to tell the truth…I’m not jealous of youAnastasia Dahno
Lera, you’re the only one here who finds the word “woman” insulting. you’re 27, 27, 27 and deal with it)))Valeria Lukyanova
Anastasia- i just wonder why exactly 27, is it some secret code? why not 26 or 28?Lida Nikulina
because the year of your birth is 1985!Valeria Lukyanova
no it’s yours…Valeria Lukyanova
ooooh now i see. you just write everything starting from the reverse. if i have long legs- then i have short ones. if i look 17- then i’m 27…. logical thinking of smart and successful people)))))Valeria Lukyanova
i was born in the 90sAlim Yusupov
She is so afraid of her real age geezMarina Desyatnikova
And stop lying that your zodiac sign is a Leo. Poor little VirgoLeon Shonia
i didn’t expect you’re so rude Valeria…..you’re such a beautiful girl, but your language….(
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he looks scary to me, but at least he always smile.
Wowwww… that is so sad. Her personality is just… sigh I can’t even. It’s all the more unfortunate as she claims to be a spiritual person.
Valeria shut up!!!
I was hurt by Valeria now as she was stupid
I WISH I could write this to Valeria! Girls u are NOT stunning in your’ videos! You KNOW that!! That’s why you photoshop ur pics!
Where can I find this argument? It seems Justin deleted this photo, or am I on the wrong page? Facebook.com/JustinJedlica? Any help is appreciated, thank you! xoxo
Here’s his page
http://www.facebook.com/wjedlica
Thanks, you guys rock!!!
Here’s the “drama”!
OHMYGOSH, she’s INSANE!!!
Valeria’s youtube account was eliminated, de you know why?
Ya, it was posted in our club http://club.exposebarbie.com
Serves her right, posting all those stupid 5 second videos of her preening. We call that “fishing” because she’s fishing for attention. A few chocolate chips short of a cookie valeria is.
She never had a valid argument to reply to any of them with, it was all “no, you’re just jealous” to everything they said. And seriously, Is claiming she’s 17 now?
Worlds most famous liar… Sigh, she’s full of more shit than a politician. And I’m sorry, but he’ll no! There is no way she could look like a 17 year old, no matter how often she behaves like she is 9 years old.
Even nine year olds don’t Conduct themselves the way Valeria conducts herself. This girl is not human… It would be an insult to compare her to anything living or even an object. She’s incomparable…
She is an inanimate Barbie doll; all painted plastic shell in trashy cherp skimpy clothes and nothing but stale air on the inside.
What a mean-spirited person
Those things are equivalent to smiley face))))))))
She seems so damn short, i wonder how tall she is for real. Those shoes look like campbells litas, the heel is like ~12cm if not more. It seems like real life is making her shrink into a midget lol
Anastasia shpagina is 5’2 and from the pictures they took with each other, Valeria must be no more than 5’3
I didn’t know she wrote about her height somewhere.
If it’s true… Damn, even Nastya is taller than me xD
Good things come in small packages! … I wish Lera got that.
Nothings wrong with being shorter, i think petite girls are cute. But the fact that Valeria lies about being rather tall is damn ridiculous. Why would someone do that? I think i saw her saying somewhere that shes 172cm, as far as i remember the minumum height to be official model is 172cm. Maybe thats why she claims to be that
Lera claims she 5’6 LoL Dream on! Or maybe she measures with those stilts of hers? Check out Utube videos of Karmalera. There was a parody about Valeria measures her height standing on stool. Very funny, all in russian tho.
Lolololol 5’6 only with huge platforms maybe
really i just like watch her, lol, i was never interested in anything that she says…. Here in America she can have success with her own reality show, She only can be famous because of her mental problem and anorexia…. anyways her life is really boring, just standing on her house…. ummmmm makes me think that the real star can be Dima because of his scandalous personal life x3!, God… jaja and what a good drama…
Do you know why Russians use a lot of these )))))))) when they write?
Thats a smiley face, i guess the more ‘ ) ‘ the bigger smile its supposed to be lol. I noticed Valeria uses a lot of these when shes being passive agressive or pissed off.
Exactly!
I’m glad you guys notice such things.
But not only agressive/pissed off, but also nervous. For example, when these paparazzi pictures appeared on the internet, and people started posting links to them on her page, she wrote something like “hahahahahahaha look how those jealous guys uglified me in photoshop))))))))))))))) they’ve drew those ugly horse teeth and giant nose to make me look ugly ahahah))))))))))))))))))))))”
Kind of
So she insults her real self but her online Photoshop persona needs to be saved? She should worry more about her life off-line then online!
What could she possibly have hoped to accomplish with this? She comes off so foolishly… I know she lies, and I might even say she’s delusional – but to act so blatantly hostile and childish? I really did think that she was above that.
And much gratitude to the translator(s). If you’re doin the whole thread, may you have strength to endure.
Well actually I have to choose lines, it’s a huge drama, you know
And everyone here are sure interested only in Valeria’s words, so I guess this drama will be divided into only two or maybe three parts
Ok good
There’s no way possible for anybody to translate close to 1,000 comments. & thanks for doing this
I trust you to select the juiciest bits! You guys rock!
Thanks but it’s not my work to take credit for
it’s 100% LifeInPlastic’s work
I know lifeinplastic21 knows exactly what I am going to say….
I can honestly say that she would garner far more respect if she would own up to her age and surgeries.
Amen! That’s all we want, VALERIYA!
-_- I personally don’t think Justin is good-looking after all that surgery at all, but I digress before I’ve even begun. Valeria needs to go center that zen or something. Arguing with people on fb is so third-grade. There’s defending yourself and then there’s quarreling and not having the maturity to just step away from something because you have peace within yourself. But hey, don’t be surprised that if she works on her English a lot and moves to America she’ll get a reality show. In fact, with shows like Honey Boo Boo and Jersey Shore, there’s gotta be one network that would bite and put her on a regular show. Wish her all the best in trying to find some semblance of peace in this life.